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angrybisexual:

Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger at the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.

(via upworthy)

14190.) Here’s a tip for you all: Stop putting people’s happiness before yours. What’s the point, really?

Writing a poem is like having an affair, a one-night stand; a short story is a romance, a relationship; a novel is a marriage—one has to be cunning, devise compromises, and make sacrifices.

funkycops:

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funkycops:

why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast

Because as the toaster gets older, more and more of the filaments inside the toaster start to burn out, thus requiring someone to turn up the dial on the toaster to get appropriately toasted toast

Not that anyone knows that anymore because when it stops working, people throw shit out instead of fixing it.

(via funkycopsex-deactivated20130507)